14 Hilarious Valentine’s Tweets From #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts

Valentine’s Day started in the year 496 and first made it’s way into history in 1931! Famous poet Chaucer wrote of St. Valentine’s day being a day for lovers in “Parliament of Fowls.”

Fast-forward 1,524 years and we still celebrate Valentine’s Day! To keep tradition we wanted to get you some laughs. Here are 14 hilarious #Valentine’sDayDosandDonts tweets. Who needs roses and chocolates?!

1.

Send an anonymous Valentine’s card
Don’t use magazine cutout letters, that’s just creepy#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts pic.twitter.com/FRtvEEmsne

— Jules?? (@julcasagrande) February 10, 2020

2.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts

Do: Send flowers
Don’t: Send man-eating alien plants pic.twitter.com/7xs4rOVCkd

— Joel Shulkin, MD (@drjoelshulkin) February 10, 2020

3.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts

Do: Get her flowers

Don’t: Tell her that you got 50% off because you had a coupon from the flower shop.

— I’m Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) February 10, 2020

4.

Do: Make her a mixtape.
Don’t: Blare it outside her window. #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts pic.twitter.com/g1MUXNjgeh

— Michael ? (@quickbear) February 10, 2020

5.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts Not sure about this one… pic.twitter.com/yecv3ernSP

— Reine (@ReineM) February 10, 2020

6.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts

Do: Play romantic music.
Don’t: Dress like Michael Bolton and try to sing romantic music pic.twitter.com/jGrAdqnOHl

— Joel Shulkin, MD (@drjoelshulkin) February 10, 2020

7.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts
Do get your boo chocolates
DON’T tell your boo, “You’ve had enough.” pic.twitter.com/XG6qeMhR2P

— ?ḧ̤ö̤ẅ̤ d̤̈ö̤ ÿ̤ö̤ṳ̈ d̤̈ö̤❓( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? (@whatnthegayhell) February 10, 2020

8.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts
Do buy me candy.
Don’t eat all of it before you bring it home.

— Jan ??✌❤ (@JanGilson) February 10, 2020

9.

Not this. #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts https://t.co/I8jPv8jVeC

— Թεαηմϯ (@AngryPeanut4) February 10, 2020

10.

Do: get her a present

Don’t: get her a bowling ball with your name on it.
#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts pic.twitter.com/vPcsjfpBHu

— T-Dub (@Norseman86) February 10, 2020

11.

#ValentinesDayDosAndDonts
Do: get edible arrangements
Don’t: make them vegetables pic.twitter.com/PFfi80Er15

— DweebNast-e (@DweebnastE) February 10, 2020

12.

Bring flowers, not flours especially if she’s gluten intolerant #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) February 10, 2020

13.

Don’t: Go out for Valentines Day
Do: Order in and snuggle with your dog instead #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts pic.twitter.com/GU0HRSmFiU

— Lolamina (@LolaminaDesigns) February 10, 2020

14.

Don’t: buy candy
Do: buy dog treats #ValentinesDayDosAndDonts pic.twitter.com/XmbwMMX6W8

— Lolamina (@LolaminaDesigns) February 10, 2020

Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope you enjoyed the memes! (We think the dog snuck in the last two!)